Where's my chocolate ya feckers????

xxx

Mua-haa-haaa-haaaaaaa

xxx

 

Ok... so most of you won't have the foggiest idea what is so cool about this t-shirt but to you all I say yaboooo sucks!!!

I think its cool and I know it was appreciated!

Everybody say hello to Richard in the kitchen too! HELLO Richard.. off to play with Winklepedia now hehe!

A x

Yes.. Yes.. it is the amazing Mr P... Now for the grand finalé......

TIS THE SHROOMSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now... admittedly I am not the best person to show stuff

off to its best advantage but.... shit... its fun!!!

A x

p.s. Ebay £8 for 50 sheets (thats a bloody good price)

Dear Sir

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equal, impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight.

As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.

This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly.

The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.

Now... seeing as you didnt ask!....

LAST PERSON WHO

1. Slept in bed beside you? Weebl aka ****

2. Saw you cry: No one for a very long time

3. Went to the movies with you? Dont do films
4. You went to the mall with? Mall?!?! Shopping centre if you dont mind!!
5. You went to dinner with? I had dinner cooked for me on friday
6. You talked on the phone? My friend Kelly
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? How can i know if they meant it?
8. Broke your heart? Durrr.. its impenetrable.. Obviously!!
9. Made you laugh? Shroomy

WOULD YOU RATHER?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue all the way!
2. Be serious or be funny? Both.. Shut it.. I am  woman i dont have to choose!
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole
4. Die in a fire or drown? How about neither? i have a much better way to go in mind lol
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Since my mum died my dad is both of these categories so again.. neither.

ARE YOU..

1. Simple or complicated? I appear complicated but am pretty simple
2. Gay? I regularly skip gaily through fields of buttercups (ohhh did you not mean that?)
3. Hardcore? lmfao

DO YOU PREFER. .

1. Flowers or candy? Flowers.. so long as they are not chrysanthemums or carnations, but are preferably stargazer lilies
2. Gray or black? black
3. Color or Black and white photos? black and white
4. Lust or love? both together
5. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? skittles i suppose but cant say i am mad keen on either
8. Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!

1. Do you like anyone? yes
2. Do they know it? yes, i think so!

DO YOU PREFER...

1. Sun or moon? sun
2. Winter or Fall? Autumn (bloody fall ffs!)
3. Left or right? I refuse to answer this cos its just stupid!
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? 2 best friends
5. Sun or rain? sun if i have to be at work, rain if i can go home and get dry after!
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? butterscotch (Ok i have officially given up playing the game here lol)
7. Vodka or Jack? Jack

ABOUT YOU!

1. What time is it? 13.42
2. Name? Abby
3. Nickname(s): Miss Ki*****e
4. Where were you born? in a hospital
5. What is your birthdate? the same as my birthday dumbass
6. What do you want? bit too much scope there really. The usual, just happy stuff
7. Where do you want to live? where i am happy
8. How many kids do you want? *cold shiver*
9. What would you want to name a girl? *shudder*
10. What would you want to name a boy? *nausea*
11. You want to get married? Are you asking???

UNIQUE!

1. Nervous Habits: Me? Nervous? Dont make me laugh!
2. Are you double jointed? no
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? ohhh so verrrrrrryyyy yes
5. Can you cross your eyes? yes
6. Do you make your bed daily? make it do what???
8. Which shoe goes on first? Whichever one i pick up obviously
9. Ever thrown one at someone? nope
10. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? £30 or £40
11. What jewelry do you wear? one ring

OTHER

1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? avoid it 
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? my last meatstuff (??) before turning vegetarian about 16 years ago
3. Favorite ice cream: butterscotch
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 3
5. What's your favorite beverage? coffee, hot and very strong
7. Do you cook? No.. I starve.. Derrr.. of course i cook!!

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU? (YES OR NO)

1. Had a b/f or g/f? I have lots of friends m and f (yes i know it didnt mean that!)
2. Bought something you didn't need: yes
4. Sang in front of people: Noooooooooooooo
5. Been kissed: Yes
6. Been hugged: Yes
7. Felt stupid: The embarrassed kind of stupid yes
8. Missed someone: Yes
9. Got drunk: Yes
10. Got high: No I only live in a normal house not a block of flats
11. Danced Crazy: is there any other kind? but no
12. Gotten your hair cut: yes
13. Cried: no
14. Lied: yes

There really is no end to the useless trivia i give you people is there?

xxx

They are here!!!!!!!

If you havent followed the boot saga then

you are a lazy fecker who wont have a

clue what it means but for those who do

consider this my victory dance around

the living room in my new *sigh*

hand tailored and looooooovelyyyyyyy

boots!!

Off to parade about the living room

in a strutty fashion right now.......

DO NOT DISTURB ME!!!!

xxx

p.s. forgot to say.... my special edition

Robbie cd/dvd set due for release on Monday

has arrived by post this morning ahead of

release. Excellent!